There is a God. R.I.P. Jerry Falwell 1933-2007

It is a grand, glorious day. The sun is shining, Spring is in full swing...and Jerry Falwell is dead. Usually, we would not cheer the death of another human being, but Jerry Falwell is...different. The world is a better place without him spewing his hate-filled "sermons." So, just for laughs we dug up some of his better pronouncements for you to enjoy, although I kind of agree with him when he says Billy Graham is the servant of the Devil. Enjoy.

AIDS is not just God's punishment
for homosexuals; it is God's
punishment for the society that
tolerates homosexuals.

The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief.
They are spiritually blind and desperately in
need of their Messiah and Savior.

Grown men should not be having sex with
prostitutes unless they are married to them.

We're fighting against humanism, we're
fighting against liberalism…we are
fighting against all the systems of
Satan that are destroying our nation
today…our battle is with Satan himself.

Billy Graham is the chief servant of
Satan in America.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers,
ask no questions.

If you're not a born-again Christian,
you're a failure as a human being.

The idea that religion and politics
don't mix was invented by the Devil to
keep Christians from running their own
country.

There's been a concerted effort to steal
Christmas.