Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Missing Constitution Page Found

Boy-o-boy do I love fake news!
The new paragraphs specify, in part, that “He shall have power to vest as much authority as deemed necessary in the law enforcement agencies of the nation; and he shall nominate special law enforcement officers as deemed appropriate.” They also specify that the president must be an individual of “unquestionable moral fiber” who “shall have refrained from adulterous activities, or questionable fundraising processes, or any other conduct unbecoming the leader of a nation. He shall be a true champion of the Republic – a true Republican, so to speak.”

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