Evil gets cute.
And they talk to our little Baptist girls slowly... revealing disgusting secrets about sex! How them squinty-eyed Japanese atheists trapped live demons inside a masturbation toy and marketed it to pre-teens, we may never know. What we do know is that it slipped right under our noses, and we've got to stop it!
via Discordian Research Technologies
2 comments:
This hilarious item ("Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy...") first appeared on the Landover Baptist Church site.
It is /The Onion/ of religious sites, except not as hard-hitting as /The Onion/'s religious satire. Making fun of Baptists isn't all that funny; they're basically self-satirizing.
And Landover's site certainly is not as gut-rippingly hilarious as what those wacked Cheezers come up with ("Christ 'Really Dreading' this Next Birthday"; "God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder"; "Aged Pope Blessing Everything in Sight"; "Christ Converts to Islam"; "Lutheran Minister Loves to Fuck His Wife").
But it's fun anyway.
23 skiddoo
This hilarious item ("Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy...") first appeared on the Landover Baptist Church site.
It is /The Onion/ of religious sites, except not as hard-hitting as /The Onion/'s religious satire. Making fun of Baptists isn't all that funny; they're basically self-satirizing.
And Landover's site certainly is not as gut-rippingly hilarious as what those wacked Cheezers come up with ("Christ 'Really Dreading' this Next Birthday"; "God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder"; "Aged Pope Blessing Everything in Sight"; "Christ Converts to Islam"; "Lutheran Minister Loves to Fuck His Wife").
But it's fun anyway.
23 skiddoo
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